1. I used to think I was the type of person

    who wouldn’t take anyone’s crap. Not like- a bully, but definitely someone who would stand up for themselves. I would never find myself crying if someone hurt my feelings, instead I’d probably make them cry after I mouthed off to them with the most offensive put-downs. They’d be sorry.

    Not now though, nope. Not this Natalie. I’ve become a bit of a weakling. A push-over. And I don’t like it. People shouldn’t get by with making me feel like shit. People should be punished for making me feel this way. After all, they’re not going to stop unless I make them stop now, right?
  2. (via tumblrisforfaggots) These are hilarious….and I’m a woman.

    (via tumblrisforfaggots)

    These are hilarious….and I’m a woman.

  3. acewepeel: Max “Superstar” Talbot at the press conference for City of Champions Cereal. Saw the cereal at Giant Eagle the other night but I guess it officially came out today. Giant Eagle? We used to have one of those when I lived in Ohio. 13 years ago! We also had an Apples I think? Cool.

    acewepeel:

    Max “Superstar” Talbot at the press conference for City of Champions Cereal.

    Saw the cereal at Giant Eagle the other night but I guess it officially came out today.

    Giant Eagle? We used to have one of those when I lived in Ohio. 13 years ago! We also had an Apples I think?

    Cool.

  4. Looking at pictures of food in my dashboard

    is consequently making me want to barf everywhere.

    Like, seriously puke-a-saurus-rex over here.

    You would think that since I haven’t eaten anything that I’d be starvation station, but nope. I’m slowly dying at the thought of food.

    I’m feeling a little better since I’ve drank one of these, but my complaining/whining/moaning for attention hasn’t ceased- and it probably won’t.
  5. christinefriar: So, Natalie, wanna go steady? Let’s put it this way: I just texted Will two seconds ago and said: “It doesn’t get any better than Christine Friar”. And that’s the truth.

    christinefriar:

    So, Natalie, wanna go steady?

    Let’s put it this way:

    I just texted Will two seconds ago and said: “It doesn’t get any better than Christine Friar”. And that’s the truth.

  6. Sayings I have hourly

    - I would DIE…
    - Yea Yea Yea (3 times, always)
    - By the way
    - Right now
    - Can you not?
  7. (via laurengray)

    (via laurengray)

  8. I have been slaving in the kitchen

    over stuffed shells, for the past hour or so.

    During which I realized that I have never cooked anything ever besides grilled cheese, and sloppy joes.

    I’m not going to declare success until after we taste them though.

    I’ll let you know ;)
  9. "The only way to get the best of an argument is to avoid it."
    Win people to your way of thinking

  10. During an IRS audit, the auditor looked at the tax payer and exclaimed...

    … “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, which you explain by saying that you win money gambling. I’m not sure the IRS finds that believable.”

    “I’m a great gambler, and I can prove it,” says Ralph. “How about a demonstration?”

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